And now, brought to you by Google Patents… I present a new twist … (music, please)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me……
Twelve drummers drumming, (US Patent 361606)Eleven pipers piping, (US Patent 3151517)Ten lords a-leaping, (
US Patent 1513338 )
…(helmet recommended)Nine ladies dancing, (US patent 1374840)
…(can you say…ouch?)Eight maids a-milking, (
US patent 15629)
…(shudder for the udder)Seven swans a-swimming, (US patent 3120833)Six geese a-laying, (
US patent 4637647)
…(yeah, ok, this was a tough one)Fiiiiiiive golden rings, (US patent 2027060)
Four calling birds,(US patent 712595)Three French hens, (US patent 976160)Two turtle doves, (
US patent 4781597)
(hey, after you have the doves, you’re going to need to know how to preserve them!)And a partridge in a pear tree! (5695913)
(…practice your aim first with, like bean bags or something)
Happy Holidays!!!!
